NIGHTCLUB ☆ LOUNGE
WE'LL BE BACK IN...
Primal • Behemoth • Mist
Ward 17 • Plot 15
MEEPS is a FFXIV role-play nightclub and lounge, designed to provide immersive experiences for one and all. From weekly parties to fun, original gamba games, events and private functions, take your pick and leave the rest to us.
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August 2nd, 2024, 10pm - 2am edt
GONE ON MEEP-CATION!
Enjoying Dawntrail, but we'll be back!
featuring
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ShinX
Bar
VIP
Gamba
Events
Activities
Companion Sheep
IMPORTANT: All transactions at Meeps are in FFXIV Gil only. By partaking in our services you acknowledge that you are at least 18 years of age and agree to the house rules.
Staff
DJs
Affiliates
Rules
Contact Meeps
VIP
For anyone looking for something a little more than 'the usual', our VIP services put you in the best spot in the house, plus other perks that will make you the envy of others.
Unlimited access all night.
Hot tub for you and friends.
Best view in the house.
Special menu.
1 complimentary photo upon request.
RATES
Per Pax ★ 200,000 gilParty Package (8 pax) ★ 1,400,000 gilVIP Buyout ★ Grant everyone in the house access to VIP for 4,420,420 gilVIP Buyout+ ★ Open VIP up to everyone for 6,969,696 gil and enjoy the company of one of the owners or a staff member of your choice for at least an hour; or a custom photoset on the house.Be our MVP ★ Boost our Discord server to enjoy unlimited access with a +1
VIP MENU
LUSTY SIREN - Made with an irresistible mix of white rum, melon liqueur, and dashes of butterfly pea bitters, this mystical green cocktail is sure to enchant.
ROYAL PUDDING - A delectable dash of Apricot vodka, lemon lime soda, and vanilla pudding with jiggle physics of its own, this drink is sure to put the booty in your shaker.
GODDESS BOON - An earthy cocktail made with cognac, earl grey tea, champagne, and hints of lemon. Curated for a refined palate.
June 7th, 2024
Come on over dressed in drag and you could walk away with some fabulous prizes! Led by our very own Rhuzaru, it'll be a fun night of racing, glams and the glitter!
Looking to have a party of your own, with a theme that you love? Get in touch with us!
2024 so far...
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2022
2021
GAMBA
We don't do any old gamba that you can find anywhere else. Here, we create our own fun gamba games for you to enjoy and potentially end your night with pockets feeling a little bit heavier. Or a lot. Care to try your luck?
Meep 'n' Match
Meep 'n' Match is a game with the goal of matching rolls with the dealer. The more matches, the bigger the winnings.How to Play:
1. Set your wager. (Min. 50,000G - Max. 150,000G).
2. Dealer rolls a D20 three (3) times in a row.
3. Player rolls a D20 three (3) times to see if any of their rolls can match the dealer's.One (1) match = 2x payout of your original bet
Two (2) matches = 3x payout of your original bet
Three (3) matches = 5x payout of your original bet
The Devil's Meep
A game with the goal of getting multiples. More multiples, higher payout.How to Play:
1. Set your wager (Min. 50,000G - Max. 100,000G).
2. Player rolls a D8 three (3) times in a row.2 of a kind = 2x payout of your original bet
3 of a kind = 3x payout of your original bet
Luck of the Meep
A game where rolling a 6 or a 9 nets you a multiple of your original bet, and rolling your wagered number nets you an even larger payout. Do you think you'll know what you'll roll?How to Play:
1. Set your wager (Min. 20,000G - Max. 100,000G).
2. Bet on any number between 1-11, excluding 6 and 9. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 10, 11)
3. Player rolls a D12. Depending on how the die lands, you have a chance to multiply your bet.6 = 2x your original bet payout
9 = 2x your original bet payout
12 = Loss of original bet
Wagered # = 3x your original bet payout
Deal with the Devil
A game with no limit on the dice. Wherever it lands determines your fate.How to Play:
1. Set your wager (Min. 50,000G - Max. 100,000G). One roll per bet on a no-limit die.750 - 950 = 2x payout of your original bet
951 - 998 = 3x payout of your original bet
666 = 5x payout of your original bet
999 = 5x payout of your original bet
Meep-Out!
This is a group-game designed for 3-8 players, including the Dealer, with the opportunity to knock the dealer out of play for an increased payout.How to Play:
1. All player's bets are put into the pot (Dealer matches group bet) (Min. 50,000G - Max. 200,000G)
2. All players take turns choosng a number between 5-9 (5, 6, 7, 8, 9). Multiple players can have the same number. (Dealer is always 2)
3. Once all numbers are chosen, everyone then rolls a D6 twice ("/dice party 6" two times).
4. The sum of each player's D6s is their roll. If any participating player's number is rolled by anyone else in the party, they are out.
5. All surviving players then split the pot.
BLACKJACK
The classic game of "21" that everybody knows and loves is available for those of you seeking to play something more familiar, whilst you sit back with your cocktails, enjoy the music and enjoy the view.Min. buy-in: 50,000 gil
MEEP'EM POKER
Just love a relaxing game of high-stakes poker? We have just the thing for you. Ask us about it to get yourself a seat the the table.
MEEP'EM POKER
Five cards, high stakes, big wins. Feel the rush only a poker connoisseur understands with a night of Meep'em Poker, enjoyed in privacy with like-minded enthusiasts and table service on demand.
(Meep'em Poker is based on the real-life game of Texas Hold'em Poker and observes the same playstyle and rules. For immersion, its name was modified to reflect the venue's brand. Meep'em Poker deals in FFXIV Gil as currency only.)
How it works
In a game of Meep'em, each player is dealt two cards face down (the 'Hole Cards')
Over several betting rounds, five more cards are (eventually) dealt face up in the middle of the table
These face-up cards are called the 'Community Cards.' Each player is free to use the Community Cards in combination with their Hole Cards to build a five-card poker hand.
While we will see each betting round and different phase that forms a full hand of a Meep'em game, the five Community Cards are dealt in three stages:The Flop: The first three community cards.
The Turn: The fourth community card.
The River: The fifth and final community card.Your aim is to construct your five-card poker hands using the best available five cards out of the seven total cards (your two hole cards and the five community cards). Players can do whatever works to make the best five-card hand.If the betting causes all but one player to fold, the lone remaining player wins the pot without having to show any cards.
Table Specs
3-15m buy-in. Players may buy in again after being knocked out
You pay before you can sit at the table and buy in (this is to safeguard everyone involved)
SB/BB are 50/100 but depending on the table, can be lowered on a group vote
Meeps takes a 10% cut from players' winnings exclusively
ACTIVITIES
Our focus is always to show our guests a meepin' good time, through services as well as some fun activities that we run regularly. Be sure to come by when these happen so you don't miss out.
TRIVIA
Do you like oddly-specific topics, are in possession of a wealth of (mostly) useless information, or just love getting your brain teased? Out-think (or out-search) everyone else to walk away with bragging rights, and maybe even a little prize.
THEMED GAMES
From bronco-riding to intense pillow fights, we are always dreaming up fun games to host according to the theme of the night, for your enjoyment! It's all fun and games. Really.
AUCTIONS
Meeps comes from one of the first auction houses on Primal. Our auctions are fun, fast and entertaining for all present. Looking to experience auctions as they should be? Please read the info provided by clicking on the button below.
AUCTION INFORMATION
general rules
Any and all auctionees must be 18 years or older to participate. Any participants found to violate this will be permanently banned.
Auctionees are free to offer any service(s) they are comfortable with, unless specifically stated otherwise. Meeps is not responsible for any service offered by the Auctionee that violates FFXIV's Terms of Service.
We as a venue cannot endorse the use of ToS-breaking practices but we respect the individual's right to decide what risks they are willing to take upon themselves. However, we ask for you to keep it private and off our stage.
We encourage the auction of individuals with skills. If you are offering AI-generated services, it must be stated clearly in your introduction or you will be disqualified from being auctioned.
The House allows group auctions of any number.
If you miss your call-up, (disconnections exempted) you will have to sign up again as long as the list is open.
In the unfortunate event, we are unable to sell you within a reasonable time-limit, the House will not take 20% off the House bid. You will also only be required to perform any agreed service to the House for 10 minutes before we release you back into the wild.
If you wish to be auctioned again, you must first fulfill the minimum one-hour obligation to your Buyer.
First-time participants (for the night) will be given priority over repeat participants. By signing up to be auctioned a second time, you agree to be given a lower priority in order to allow everyone else the chance to participate
80/20 splits
Meeps employs a self-sustaining business model and rely on earnings from services to keep our doors open. We do not depend on constant gil injections from the owners or any others. As such, the house takes a 20% cut off each successful auction to cover a number of operating expenses, including but not limited to:
Paying bards and DJs
Paying our staff for their time and services
Contest prizes and giveaways
Bar stock and general upkeep
With your continued love and support, we hope to keep doing what we love - hosting fun evenings at Meeps - for a long time to come ♥
bids & post-purchase
All bids made in "/yell" chat are deemed as definitive. Any individual who retracts their bid(s) will be warned and banned from bidding after repeated offence.
Auctionees will be released to the Buyer only after full payment has been made to the House.
In the case of group auctions, payment will be made to the player who signed up for the auction only.
Upon being sold, Auctionees are required to fulfill a one hour minimum obligation to their Buyer (within reason), regardless of the bid. Failure to do so without a reasonable cause will result in either a warning or ban depending on severity.
Any further transaction between Auctionee and Buyer is strictly between the respective parties. Meeps is not responsible for anything beyond the auction process.
safety
The House cannot protect Auctionees or Buyers if you leave the venue.
[Auctionees] If there is someone causing you trouble, whom you do not want buying you for any reason, please LET STAFF KNOW. We will ensure that you are not sold against your will.
[Buyers] If the person you purchased from auction fails to deliver or leaves before fulfilling their agreed service, please contact us with any relevant proof on the same night of auction. Any potential compensation will be dealt with on a case-by-case basis.
COMPANION SHEEP
If you're looking for good company while you're at Meeps, or maybe feeling a little naughty, our staff are experienced in the fine arts of companionship. Speak to us for details and availability.
Services & Rates
SFW - from 200k/30 minutes/client
NSFW - from 1m/hour/client
Buyout - from 3m/night/client
Note: The above are base rates and serve as the minimum charge when you engage a Companion Sheep. Each host/hostess you engage may charge different rates according to their expertise, experience and the complexity of your request(s). Payment is to be collected upfront before services are rendered. If you are happy with the services you receive, consider tipping staff for their work. We accept payments in Gil only.Companion Sheep services are subject to availability.
Maumau
Eona
Ryn
McFondled
MANAGEMENT
Arya
Mina
Light
Nunsy
Akane
Kazan
Zera
Rhuzaru
Fellyn
Adair
Skylar
Takumi
STAFF
OUR DJs
Meeps hosts some amazing talents in music, including our Resident DJs and our absolute favorite regulars who you will often see entertaining our guests (and ourselves!) from open till close each night!
2.0
DJ AnielaSera
Brrranches
Cali Valentine
DJ Drip Lizard
DJ Fluxt
Mae the DJ
DJ me0wy
DJ Moon Cat
DJ Mystel
NeonAbby
DJ Reo
Our partner venues, who share our love of a good time and bringing high-quality services to all who pass their doors. Be sure to check them out by clicking on their emblems. Interested in becoming Affiliated? Reach out to us here.
Hug-A-Mug
Black Coffin
Darlings
Dusk
Pink Miqo
Reverie
The Bunny Hole
Va-11 Hall-A
Vendetta
AFFILIATES
Shift Tab
The proud owner of Hug-A-Mug Café, entrepreneur and an accomplished bard besides, Shift has been a dear friend and chief benefactor to Meeps since its inception! This workaholic has been one of the driving forces behind the RP community on Primal and has been tireless in his quest to help bring quality RP to one and all. Just don't ever try to steal his mugs!
SPONSOR
Maumau Chatte
☆Soul of a mermaid, mouth of a sailor☆
Position : Owner of MeepsAge : 30Pronoun(s) : She/HerOrientation : StraightNSFW Services : Do you feel lucky?About : Commonly called "Mau" by friends, this strawberry-blonde feline loves dark fantasy, filled with vampires, the occult, mermaids, plus a dreamy dose of lusty in between. But don't let that distract from her fun-loving, often shy, personality. You'll often find her at Meeps hosting fun auctions or dealing gamba, bringing her own brand of spice to the party. Say hello, because this kitty doesn't bite.
Staff profiles are based on their OC (Original Character) and/or RP (Role Play) lore and may not necessarily reflect real-life information, which are private and up to individual staff to divulge.
Eona Infearis
"Ask no questions, tell no lies. Make every day a sweet surprise."
Position : Co-Owner of MeepsAge : 29Pronoun(s) : She/HerOrientation : StraightNSFW Services : NoAbout : Eona features as one-half of the key decision-makers at Meeps, from the design of the venue itself down to daily operations, policy, relations and resources. But when you see her on a typical Meeps night, you can be sure your comfort and enjoyment are foremost on her mind.
Staff profiles are based on their OC (Original Character) and/or RP (Role Play) lore and may not necessarily reflect real-life information, which are private and up to individual staff to divulge.
Ryn Tethras
"I may not be the coolest or the smartest, but for SURE I’m the sleepiest. Did someone say there was coffee here?"
Position : Manager, Hostess, DancerAge : 28Pronoun(s) : She/HerOrientation : StraightNSFW Services : Ask.About : You will often see Ryn on Friday nights at Meeps, bustling about keeping things tidy. A bit of a Jill-of-all-trades, she might be found hosting auctions or games, dancing on tables, running around in little heels serving guests, or behind the bar serving gamba drinks. Why do one thing when you can do everything? Life’s too short not to dip your paws in all the paints! Outside of Meeps, you can probably find her obsessively farming on her sanctuary, or napping somewhere--anywhere, really. Make sure you say hi when you see her, she loves a friendly face!
Staff profiles are based on their OC (Original Character) and/or RP (Role Play) lore and may not necessarily reflect real-life information, which are private and up to individual staff to divulge.
McFondled Tickler
“I won a Fulbrightt and a Rhodes. I write financial software codes. But that’s a challenge I’ve outgrown. How many yachts can one man own? Some say I’m a pompous creep. Somehow I don’t lose that much sleep. Why bother with false modesty? Meeps is the perfect place for me!”
Position : Floor Manager, Gamba Dealer, General Man-SlaveAge : 28Pronoun(s) : He/Him
Orientation : StraightNSFW Services : NoAbout : Affectionally called "Tick" for short, you will likely find him Fridays either dealing gamba or making sure the venue is in order. A man of many talents, he finds himself doing much of the leading ladies’ dirty work, heavy lifting, and high-shelf reaching. The tubs? He built them. The venue walls themselves? He built those too! Tick keeps everything in good order, including the staff. If you see him walking around with a whip, no you didn’t.
Staff profiles are based on their OC (Original Character) and/or RP (Role Play) lore and may not necessarily reflect real-life information, which are private and up to individual staff to divulge.
Mina Rivers
"Tonight i'll give you all my love in the backseat~"
Position : Meeps Pet GremlinAge : 20Pronoun(s) : She/HerOrientation : PansexualNSFW Services : Fuck around, Find out.About : Super fluffy hair? Check. Unexplainable ears? Check. Sparkly, bubbly, and has a mermaid tail? Check. Deceptively sweet? Check. Probably an eldrich horror in disguise? Double check.
Meet Mina, an energetic little thing that always aims to bring a certain level of chaos to any meeps opening she is apart of! The ride-or-die attitude she omits in waves is perfect for hosting various events featured at meeps, just make sure to bring a lot of energy! Nobody can contain this hyper-chaotic force of nature once she's pumped full of pure, unfiltered excitement. So bring protective gear and get ready for a wild time!
Staff profiles are based on their OC (Original Character) and/or RP (Role Play) lore and may not necessarily reflect real-life information, which are private and up to individual staff to divulge.
Nunsy Bun
"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive... So come say hello and let us be friends. Together, we will create a new world."
Position : Hostess, Gamba Dealer, Dancer, EscortAge : 30Pronoun(s) : She/HerOrientation : SpaghettiNSFW Services : Please askAbout : Nunsy tends to run from venue to venue like an excitable bun in Springtime. If you manage to catch her for a moment of quiet conversation, you'll find her more than willing to lend an ear and honey up your mood! Though when on the clock, you'll see her in roles ranging from blackjack dealer, to escort, to waitress. She might even offer to take your picture if the mood is right.
Staff profiles are based on their OC (Original Character) and/or RP (Role Play) lore and may not necessarily reflect real-life information, which are private and up to individual staff to divulge.
Arya Alsahiir
Position : Bartender/Gamba DealerAge : 34Pronoun(s) : They/themOrientation : PansexualNSFW Services : Ask nicelyAbout : This Thavnairian native has skilled hands when it comes to both Bartending and dealing gamba. They love painting, researching, and reading Tarot cards for people. Most often found behind the bar, don't be afraid to strike up a conversation or ask for a drink to view their skills.
Staff profiles are based on their OC (Original Character) and/or RP (Role Play) lore and may not necessarily reflect real-life information, which are private and up to individual staff to divulge.
Light Archon
Position : HostessAge : 22Pronoun(s) : She/TheyOrientation : DeathrollingNSFW Services : NoAbout : Light is as her name properly reflects—she is a beacon of light in an otherwise dark room, with a warmth that radiates outward and is felt by everyone with whom she comes in contact. At Meeps, you will usually find her on Fridays tending to the needs of the guests, whether taking orders, guarding MVP, or expertly making cocktails. From time to time you may spot one of her shadowclones helping out, but fear not, they have as much care and control as she does. She can also be found dealing gamba from time to time, an experienced dealer and handler of bets, she’ll knock you off your socks if you aren’t careful. You may leave with empty pockets but you’ll somehow be thankful for it.
Staff profiles are based on their OC (Original Character) and/or RP (Role Play) lore and may not necessarily reflect real-life information, which are private and up to individual staff to divulge.
Zera Charoite
Position: Hostess, Dancer, CourtesanAge: 22Pronoun(s): She/HerOrientation: PansexualNSFW Services: Please ask nicely.About: This Ishgardian bun will ensure that any cold heart is warmed up by her sweet words, tender smile, and delicate touch. Zera is equally a disarming hostess and a companion who can relieve you of any ills that plague your mind, heart or body besides. She is playful, kind, talkative, and charming, doing her best to make you feel safe and comfortable while enjoying yourself to the fullest. Send her a hello to at least receive a smile, one might just form on your lips if you do.
Staff profiles are based on their OC (Original Character) and/or RP (Role Play) lore and may not necessarily reflect real-life information, which are private and up to individual staff to divulge.
Rhuzaru Ostafo
Position: ServerAge: 22Pronoun(s): He/HimOrientation: Gay, SubmissiveNSFW Services: AskAbout: Rhu is a very shy and timid Veena and comes off as very polite and reserved. But sometimes a bit of an unrestrained wild side slips out in spite of his best efforts. His love for the arts, especially dance, is extremely evident, be it on the pole or in a ballroom. Rhu sees no gender in clothing and wears pretty much anything be it for males or females, especially heels. His submissive nature makes servicing others a joy, so you'll often see him in a server or escort position, doing his best to make sure everyone is happy.
Staff profiles are based on their OC (Original Character) and/or RP (Role Play) lore and may not necessarily reflect real-life information, which are private and up to individual staff to divulge.
general inquiries
Our Discord server is the best place to get to know us and keep up with what's happening, what's next and who's who. Join our little community today, and remember to pick your favored roles.
Affiliation & bookings
If you represent a venue looking to work with us, a performer looking for a venue to play at, wish to book Meeps for a private event or a courtesan to provide company during a future visit, please reach out directly to our Management personnel via Discord DM:
Maumau Chatte - mau.chatte
Eona Infearis - ashterra
Ryn Tethras - casscades
JOBS
Interested in being a Meeper? Fill in the application form by clicking on the icon below and we'll be in touch!
VENUE RULES
You must be at least 18 years of age (real life age) to partake in any services/activities at Meeps.
Please hide all weapons and minions.
Be respectful to staff and fellow patrons.
Please refrain from using /shout and /yell chats unless you are participating in an activity that requires their use.
Please refrain from openly-lewd behavior such as ERP in all common areas of Meeps.
Any form of harassment, including the harassment of staff, guests, use of abusive, insensitive, or discriminatory language, is not tolerated. Any individual found doing so will be asked to leave and reported if need be.
All transactions at Meeps are in FFXIV Gil only. We do not accept nor encourage any form of RMT, which is against Terms of Service.
Meeps will not be responsible for any losses/inconveniences caused by patrons' use of third-party applications that are against Terms of Service, while on our premises.
DISCORD RULES
You must be at least 18 years of age (real life age) to access the NSFW channels.
Be respectful to staff and fellow users.
Post in relevant channels only.
Any form of harassment, including the harassment of staff, guests, use of abusive, insensitive or discriminatory language, is not tolerated. Any individual found to be causing trouble will be warned, placed on Timeout or Banned, depending on the severity of the issue.
Political, religious and socially-sensitive topics are not to be discussed anywhere on our server.
All discussions on third-party applications on our server are done at your own risk and Meeps will not be responsible for any problems that may arise from such discussions.
By visiting, joining, participating and/or partaking in any of Meeps' activities and/or services, including joining our Discord server, you confirm that you have read, understood and will abide by the rules as set out by Meeps.